John Doe

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  In the spirit of match-making, who do you have a crush on?

  by MsMcDucket in

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  eh heh?

  i know this is either going to be one of those topics where people consider it a popularity contest or something....i'm just being an imp and seeing if anyone will be forward enough to tell about the person that they would like to date.. me, i'm married so that leaves me out!

  but i have seen a lot of beefcakes on here!

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  John Doe

  I've only had two crushes in my life, and I don't get them anymore. If I did though, it would be blondie, peaches, skully,and sparkplug--in no particular order.
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  Looking to hear your Service horror stories.

  by Stealth453 in

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  mine.... i was about 10 years old, working with one of the pioneers in our hall, and we came across a gentleman that screamed obcenities at us and threatened to kill us unless we left his porch.

  i wet my pants.

  the pioneer i was with told me that i was a 'weak little witness that brought shame to jehovah for wetting my pants,' and that my punishment would be finishing out the morning's service with wet, piss stained pants.. it was february in toronto.

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  You've gotta admit a 10 year old pissing themselves is awfully annoying.
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  Firearms And Shooting...

  by Justice-One in

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  i thought i would open up a thread on firearms and shooting.

  personally i was raised around firearms as my dad was not a jw.

  some of my earliest memories are of my dad teaching me how to put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters.

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  John Doe

  For those of you that think that gun owners are uneducated hicks, I have a Bachelors in Business Administration and am halfway through an MBA program.

  I'm not uneducated (9 hours away from a double major in Math and English, in the process of applying for law school), but I am a hick. I'm also a gun owner. ;-)
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  Firearms And Shooting...

  by Justice-One in

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  i thought i would open up a thread on firearms and shooting.

  personally i was raised around firearms as my dad was not a jw.

  some of my earliest memories are of my dad teaching me how to put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters.

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  John Doe

  Hi there J-1! Its cousin Jeffro here! I sure does remember when yer Pappy tawt us how to pop a round in that ornery ol' fleas ass at 200 yards! Yup! Dem sure was good times!

  I luvs' shootin things up good! Yeeeeee-haaaawwwwww!!!!!!! Nothin' like killin' some critter real good then storin' the karkass in the ole' wood shed til' granny starts makin the head cheeze!

  We sure did piss off them elder wussies good tho'! Guess some folks cant appreciate the fine art of blowin' stuff up (real dead-like!) Makes me feel like a real man !!!! Yahoo!

  Hidey Jeffro!! Now didn't pop tell ya that yur sposed to point the rifel downrange and commence to shootin the varmints? Yur gonna make that peashooter stinky stikin it way up yur backside like that. By the looks of the smears on yur fangers, I better ought ta get some more corn cobs. Didn't know we were out again.
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  What Would You Like to be Written on Your Tombstone?

  by Warlock in

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  since i have a rather morbid sense of humor, and none of us is going to see armageddon................................ what would you like to be written on your tombstone?

  i'll start.. "buried face down...........and you know the rest".

  "his last word were..............boy, i'm getting hot!".

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  John Doe

  I do not want a tombstone. I would like all memories of me to die with me, and I think graveyards are a waste of resources anyway.
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  18,136 More Publishers in March

  by Joker10 in

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  the march service report shows 1,010,868 publishers.

  that is 18,136 more than the same month last year.

  with the exception of the month of august, this is also the most number of publishers reporting for any other month, ever.

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  I wonder why Bethel is downsizing then?
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  NEED A PORN FREE host for MP3 file urgently

  by LDH in

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  hello i have an mp3 file i wish to have uploaded to the net.. can someone recommend a site that is porn free> the last thing i want is for a jw to go to the site to listen to the mp 3 and see porn right off.. alternatively, can someone host this, let me know.

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  Isn't putfile and google video porn free?
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  She's Back! With a question about guns & JWs

  by asleif_dufansdottir in

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  hey, guys.... looooooong time no see.

  some of you might remember me but it's been a very long time.

  still in grad school, and have a new (sort of) hobby.. i've always liked guns.

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  John Doe

  I haven't attended in 6 years, but here (northern Arkansas), hunting rifles and handguns were not prohibited, or even talked about much for that matter. The only "restriction" regarding firearms was that you could not work in law enforcement if you had to carry a weapon, for the reasons previously mentioned.
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  When ?

  by Free in

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  when is the best time to chat here ?

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  John Doe

  Mysterious, two year olds should be asleep at this hour--assuming you're in eastern North America. ;-)
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  Do you feel as if you're eternal or temporary?

  by JH in

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  we were all taught that we would live eternally and we all beleived it.. how do you feel now?

  i still beleive i'll be here in 1000000000000 years eating poutine and drinking beer.

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  John Doe

  I consider myself to be ephemeral.